The Founding of Child Psychology

I blame the smallest puppy in the litter
For the worst word in the English language
And I recently broke the prestigious glass
Around “fuck”
And there were little kittens inside.
I found frightened rabbits
In wedding beds
And there were scores of ponies
In the tears of strippers.
A reel of pornographic tape
Is the only forest left
For Bambi and the bears.

I gathered all these little
Creatures into my basket,
All 101 damnations,
And started a pet store.

Christmas, Chanukah, when beach houses are bought
And the little animals
Got into their heads.
Suddenly they are the fish flushed down the toilet.
ADD doesn’t mean one
Plus one but two
Little pills
That have the boogeyman inside.